“Good idea, Bad execution” is one of most common mottos for any R&D model. We could argue that some of the following tattoos were a good idea, but they were clearly bad executed. This gave birth to some extravagant and bizarre abominations that we wouldn’t wish to our worst enemy.
The following examples will make us wonder what was going through the minds of these customers when they decided to immortalize such monstrosities on their skin. A tattoo is no joke, but not for these daredevils. You need a pair (or a total immunity to humiliation) to come up with these. Remember, they are somehow creative, but man… you should have thought twice…
My New Eyebrows
Creative Factor: The concept of the Rainbow
Why a bad Idea? – Sacrificing your real eyebrows isn’t worth it.
This girl’s cute eyes cannot steal any focus on those things above. This one could be a good idea because as you frown you eyebrows, the rainbow moves and the weather changes… but is it worthy to sacrifice your real eyebrows in the process? I personally believe any tattoo on the face is a risk itself, what could we think about this then?
Why a bad Idea? – Sacrificing your real eyebrows isn’t worth it.
This girl’s cute eyes cannot steal any focus on those things above. This one could be a good idea because as you frown you eyebrows, the rainbow moves and the weather changes… but is it worthy to sacrifice your real eyebrows in the process? I personally believe any tattoo on the face is a risk itself, what could we think about this then?
Tattoos on the face should be reserved for trappers and +10 years convicts, they do have a way to take advantage of such tattoos, not a white girl from the suburbs.
Nine Moon Phases
Creative factor: The deep meaning of Moon phases
Why a bad idea? - That doesn’t look like a moon…
It’s really funny... The tattoo artist had nine attempts to draw a perfect circle and failed all of them. Besides the fact that they look like a stone tower, there’s no actual need to make the tattoo so big, visible. The front part of the leg should be reserved for more practical ideas.
Why a bad idea? - That doesn’t look like a moon…
It’s really funny... The tattoo artist had nine attempts to draw a perfect circle and failed all of them. Besides the fact that they look like a stone tower, there’s no actual need to make the tattoo so big, visible. The front part of the leg should be reserved for more practical ideas.
Tattoos that go from thigh to calf have a great liability: Unless you’re on the beach, in your own room or fully naked for no reason, no one will notice the whole work.
Permanently Sweet-Flavored
Creative factor: Hello Kitty is always cute.
Why a bad idea? - The Tongue? Seriously?
Anyone with a tattoo knows they are more painful than a dead battery in a boring meeting. So why the tongue? Is this self-flagellating rampage any type of penitence? Don’t they have friends worried about their dignity? These will be recurrent questions along this article. All of these folks seem to have lost a bet.
Why a bad idea? - The Tongue? Seriously?
Anyone with a tattoo knows they are more painful than a dead battery in a boring meeting. So why the tongue? Is this self-flagellating rampage any type of penitence? Don’t they have friends worried about their dignity? These will be recurrent questions along this article. All of these folks seem to have lost a bet.
Tattoos on the tongue are highly not recommended, but if you insist, go for something minimalistic, only black lines. A short quote for example… or the Nike logo.
A Very Interesting Philosophy
Creative factor: The original quote is a great motto
Why A Bad Idea? - Miscalculation of space
Either smaller letters or more room to write, simple. But you cannot promise your client to give them the quote they requested and turn it into an ill aphorism, not fair play, man. The worst part is, in a very deviant way, it seems to transmit certain expertise or wisdom.
Why A Bad Idea? - Miscalculation of space
Either smaller letters or more room to write, simple. But you cannot promise your client to give them the quote they requested and turn it into an ill aphorism, not fair play, man. The worst part is, in a very deviant way, it seems to transmit certain expertise or wisdom.
By the way. I’ll let you know that tattoo artist can be sued if the aftermath is not only not what you paid for, but also could provoke humiliation of any kind.
Eustace-Kratos
Creative factor: Hilarious and unexpected combination
Why A Bad Idea? - Too absurd to mean something
Do tattoos have to mean something? Even those with the most nihilistic intentions end up meaning something not wanted at the end. Does this Kratos Eustace have a deep meaning we’re failing to notice at first sight? I promise you, if you look long enough, you can find meaning on anything, hence, everything means nothing.
Why A Bad Idea? - Too absurd to mean something
Do tattoos have to mean something? Even those with the most nihilistic intentions end up meaning something not wanted at the end. Does this Kratos Eustace have a deep meaning we’re failing to notice at first sight? I promise you, if you look long enough, you can find meaning on anything, hence, everything means nothing.
Let’s be fair for a moment. What the tattoo artist did here was a blasphemy but it is still cool whatsoever. Capturing the essence of both in one single character is a great accomplishment.
I Can't Deal With Such Hotness
Creative factor: Sexy tattoos are considered a perk
Why A Bad Idea? - You shouldn’t have hired an amateur
I first thought of adding a NSFW disclaimer when I bumped into this thing, but the quality of drawing is so bad that there cannot be even a discussion about it. It is quite hard to catch the anatomic proportions properly, but it is harder to miss them all. This artist managed so.
Why A Bad Idea? - You shouldn’t have hired an amateur
I first thought of adding a NSFW disclaimer when I bumped into this thing, but the quality of drawing is so bad that there cannot be even a discussion about it. It is quite hard to catch the anatomic proportions properly, but it is harder to miss them all. This artist managed so.
Either the tattoo artist hates this man with raw passion or he’s 6 years old. The ink looks a bit aged too, that makes the whole context worse.
The Barrio Is Part Of Me
Creative factor: Scarfs make you look tough
Why A Bad Idea? - You don’t always need a scarf
Tattoos are a good idea for gang members looking for validation. But I believe this tattoo will produce the opposite effect. Let me tell you, If I was the leader, I’m not letting this guy roam around. That’d bring disrespect, the laughter of our enemies. Pack your stuff and leave now, Hector.
Why A Bad Idea? - You don’t always need a scarf
Tattoos are a good idea for gang members looking for validation. But I believe this tattoo will produce the opposite effect. Let me tell you, If I was the leader, I’m not letting this guy roam around. That’d bring disrespect, the laughter of our enemies. Pack your stuff and leave now, Hector.
After a deep observation, I noticed this tattoo would look even worse on a fit person. You need a double chin to make the scarf look properly.
This Is Not A High Reward, Friend
Creative factor: Minimalistic style and good quote
Why A Bad Idea? - The surrealistic design
Homer Simpson is Dali was his creator. This is the type of drawing made at the same time by two people that don’t like each other. Despite the randomness, It still looks funny. Maybe a man with good sense of humor but not good friends to talk them out of this.
Why A Bad Idea? - The surrealistic design
Homer Simpson is Dali was his creator. This is the type of drawing made at the same time by two people that don’t like each other. Despite the randomness, It still looks funny. Maybe a man with good sense of humor but not good friends to talk them out of this.
You know what? If you have an idea for a tattoo that you know will look ridiculous, do it like this man. Small, easy to cover and clearly chip. The only pro I could find.
And The Last One Too, Please.
Creative factor: Good coloring and setup
Why A Bad Idea? - Lack of meaning and misspelling
Let’s ignore the obvious misspell found here and instead, let’s talk about this man. His friends, the tattoo artist, even the doorman that let him in are party of a crime. Do you know what’s the worse part of getting tattooed on your back? You can’t see anything until the job is done.
Why A Bad Idea? - Lack of meaning and misspelling
Let’s ignore the obvious misspell found here and instead, let’s talk about this man. His friends, the tattoo artist, even the doorman that let him in are party of a crime. Do you know what’s the worse part of getting tattooed on your back? You can’t see anything until the job is done.
Can you imagine the artist holding his laughter when he made that mistake? And the poor dude was like. “What happened?” – “Pfff… N-nothing, relax. We’re almost done.”
My Last LCD Trip Made More Sense Than This
Creative factor: Combining concepts is a good idea.
Why A Bad Idea? - Not all combinations work well.
Nothing says ‘thug life’ louder than a blue unicorn with blonde hair and a rainbow horn. I’m not even part of that thug life movement but I still feel insulted. Why on earth would a gangster ride a horse? Don’t you understand the prefer stolen bikes?
Why A Bad Idea? - Not all combinations work well.
Nothing says ‘thug life’ louder than a blue unicorn with blonde hair and a rainbow horn. I’m not even part of that thug life movement but I still feel insulted. Why on earth would a gangster ride a horse? Don’t you understand the prefer stolen bikes?
“Only god can judge me”. Wrong, mate, I can do it too and any gang you’re aspiring to be part of will judge you as well. Drop it, go sign in on LinkedIn or something.
"Mom, Guess What... "
Creative factor: Mom’s advices are important
Why A Bad Idea? - This is not what mom meant.
I have conflicting feelings about it. I know there’s something wrong about it, but getting that advice from your mom in a literal way is still a master move. If I was his mother, honestly, I don’t know how would I react? “You flatter me son, but this is not what I had in mind. I believed you were going to get a quote from Gandhi or Tumblr.”
Why A Bad Idea? - This is not what mom meant.
I have conflicting feelings about it. I know there’s something wrong about it, but getting that advice from your mom in a literal way is still a master move. If I was his mother, honestly, I don’t know how would I react? “You flatter me son, but this is not what I had in mind. I believed you were going to get a quote from Gandhi or Tumblr.”
Fair enough, he followed her advice magnificently. You know, he actually has a tattoo of something important, at least for him. The rest of the world will turn him into a meme.
"I'll Give You A Reason To Watch My Toes"
Creative factor: Turned a deformity into something comical
Why A Bad Idea? - Tattoos are supposed to cover them, not enhance them.
The mental gymnastics required to come up with something like this… I’ll applaud the attempt of accepting her body with some sense of humor. But the deformity is already notorious enough to make it even more blatant. Maybe she used a joke she was bullied with and made it her armor.
Why A Bad Idea? - Tattoos are supposed to cover them, not enhance them.
The mental gymnastics required to come up with something like this… I’ll applaud the attempt of accepting her body with some sense of humor. But the deformity is already notorious enough to make it even more blatant. Maybe she used a joke she was bullied with and made it her armor.
We cannot deny the creativeness on this one. Those toes really look like Oompa Loompa pants. And the nail polish fits so well. Even the toe wrinkles favor the ink job.
A Man That Never Learns
Creative factor: The calligraphy… And absolutely nothing more.
Why A Bad Idea? - You don’t get a tattoo after 3 months of relationship.
This is why getting tattoos of your couple’s name is a bad idea. You never know how this will turn in a future. However, this man took it to another level. He committed the same mistake four times and one more in progress. If you know you record, don’t push it further, man.
Why A Bad Idea? - You don’t get a tattoo after 3 months of relationship.
This is why getting tattoos of your couple’s name is a bad idea. You never know how this will turn in a future. However, this man took it to another level. He committed the same mistake four times and one more in progress. If you know you record, don’t push it further, man.
Maybe he’s in the middle of a self-challenge. Maybe he wants to try every lady from his neighborhood until the whole arm is covered. Go for it, then.
Don't Skip 'Scool', Kids.
Creative factor: It rhymes, and that’s it.
Why A Bad Idea? - Literally everything else.
The spelling is awful, the design is tortuous, that school bus drawing is making me angry and, of course, the message is a bad attempt of faking insurrection. Don’t pretend life out of school is an achievement, kid. When you’re flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, that tattoo will remind you of your mistakes every day.
Why A Bad Idea? - Literally everything else.
The spelling is awful, the design is tortuous, that school bus drawing is making me angry and, of course, the message is a bad attempt of faking insurrection. Don’t pretend life out of school is an achievement, kid. When you’re flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, that tattoo will remind you of your mistakes every day.
This tattoo is a love letter to the irony, though. I still find it amusing. Someone with actual education would be able to spell ‘School’ properly.
Automatic Car Owner Detected
Creative Factor: A shift gear represents the concept of ‘control’
Why a bad idea? - That’s not how manual gearboxes work.
Imagine this guy takes a manual car for the first time. I wouldn’t tell him anything until he melts the whole transmission down. That’d be hilarious. I’m still in disbelief. I mean, ok. That dude didn’t know how a manual gearbox works… but did the guy with the needle ignore it too?
Why a bad idea? - That’s not how manual gearboxes work.
Imagine this guy takes a manual car for the first time. I wouldn’t tell him anything until he melts the whole transmission down. That’d be hilarious. I’m still in disbelief. I mean, ok. That dude didn’t know how a manual gearbox works… but did the guy with the needle ignore it too?
What are the odds? Two people that ignore one very basic concept about cars meet in one room and no one else around to tell them…
Permanent Bike Accident Victim
Creative Factor: That scrap looks really realistic, though.
Why a bad idea? – Unaesthetic, unnecessary and pointless.
I just wonder what kind of people could find attractive a fresh bruised knee. The most common injury on children looks extremely awkward on an adult male.There’s a reason why your body tries to cicatrize that and fade it away, genius. Blood is meant to stay INSIDE you, not out. Pay attention to the hints.
Why a bad idea? – Unaesthetic, unnecessary and pointless.
I just wonder what kind of people could find attractive a fresh bruised knee. The most common injury on children looks extremely awkward on an adult male.There’s a reason why your body tries to cicatrize that and fade it away, genius. Blood is meant to stay INSIDE you, not out. Pay attention to the hints.
I know it’s fake but I still want to spray some ethyl alcohol on it. I know it won’t hurt, but some psychosomatic synapse will get triggered, I’m sure…
Skin Boxers
Creative Factor: They nailed the boxer’s textures
Why a bad idea? – You should wear ACTUAL underwear!
I know it’s a bit nasty, but one perk comes to my mind: This guy could decide no to wear any underwear for the rest of his life, let his pants drop a little and fool some people that look from a certain distance. The rest is all disadvantages, sadly. I mean, as soon as they take a close look…
Why a bad idea? – You should wear ACTUAL underwear!
I know it’s a bit nasty, but one perk comes to my mind: This guy could decide no to wear any underwear for the rest of his life, let his pants drop a little and fool some people that look from a certain distance. The rest is all disadvantages, sadly. I mean, as soon as they take a close look…
Now if he wants to show his ink off, he must play a risky game, always at the edge of a fine for public lewdness.
Watch Your Back... Always
Creative Factor: Original and it fits with the hair.
Why a bad idea? – It can scare the kids
I know that face can’t actually see me, but I still feel a bit awkward to look at it directly in the eyes. What if it opens its mouth and tells me something? It’s a bit frightening. And those big blue eyes… eyes that will never blink…
Why a bad idea? – It can scare the kids
I know that face can’t actually see me, but I still feel a bit awkward to look at it directly in the eyes. What if it opens its mouth and tells me something? It’s a bit frightening. And those big blue eyes… eyes that will never blink…
Out of all the bad tattoos on this list, this one at least let us witness an intelligent idea. Does it look too gross? You can always let the hair grow back and it’s like nothing happened.
Too Much Realistic Pen
Creative Factor: Great design and 3D imitation
Why a bad idea? – He’ll always look like a Contador
Having such a realistic tattoo brings an unexpected disadvantage; people will really assume you’re holding a pen on you ear… but why would you? I’m actually concerned… What kind of explanation do these people bring when others ask them about their tattoos? They have to come up with a deep explanation, usually bad ones.
Why a bad idea? – He’ll always look like a Contador
Having such a realistic tattoo brings an unexpected disadvantage; people will really assume you’re holding a pen on you ear… but why would you? I’m actually concerned… What kind of explanation do these people bring when others ask them about their tattoos? They have to come up with a deep explanation, usually bad ones.
Deep down we know it’s all excuses, they don’t know neither. They did it ‘for the art’, because they are funny souls, because they don’t care about others’ opinions… all excuses.
You Wanna See My Six Pack?
Creative Factor: You can start a joke about ‘showing your six pack’
Why a bad idea? – The joke will get burnt.
We have here some serious cutting-edge conceptual art. He’s clearly not lying if he tells us he’s got a six pack on his belly, and technically speaking, a more accurate answer than having well-shaped abs. “This is what a real man belly should look like” says the guy with a throaty voice.
Why a bad idea? – The joke will get burnt.
We have here some serious cutting-edge conceptual art. He’s clearly not lying if he tells us he’s got a six pack on his belly, and technically speaking, a more accurate answer than having well-shaped abs. “This is what a real man belly should look like” says the guy with a throaty voice.
We can deepen some more about it, because this six-pack is actually made of beers, that’s very creative (I ruined the joke, sorry). It’s an awful idea, but creative nonetheless. Well played, sir.
Cheaper Than A Hair Transplant
Creative Factor: You’ll never look bald
Why a bad idea? – You’ll always be bald.
Some of the examples on this article put a really hard test on my mental stability. This could be material for any out-of-context page. Bald people getting tattoos on his head, attempting to look cool and make fun or their own disgraces shouldn’t be as romanticized as they are. Believe me guys, a hairless head will look 1000 times better than this.
Why a bad idea? – You’ll always be bald.
Some of the examples on this article put a really hard test on my mental stability. This could be material for any out-of-context page. Bald people getting tattoos on his head, attempting to look cool and make fun or their own disgraces shouldn’t be as romanticized as they are. Believe me guys, a hairless head will look 1000 times better than this.
Alopecia is as common as school computers that don’t work, we have accepted that fact. It’s actually preferable having a shiny bald head than coming up with this atrocity.
The Oldest Eminem Joke Graphically Represented
Creative factor: It’s actually a good joke and a high-quality job
Why a bad idea? – Looks too freaky… and also an old joke.
This joke is so old and easy to think up that Eminem has made advertise for this company at least FIVE times. But there’s a reason why this old word play doesn’t age and keeps coming again and again. People like this tattoo artist simply won’t let it die.
Why a bad idea? – Looks too freaky… and also an old joke.
This joke is so old and easy to think up that Eminem has made advertise for this company at least FIVE times. But there’s a reason why this old word play doesn’t age and keeps coming again and again. People like this tattoo artist simply won’t let it die.
The jest gets reinvented, we have memes, AI generated images, photoshopped works, tattoos, Eminem drawings made of M&M’s… That final one is so freaking cool, you should go and check it out.
In Loving Memory Of A Traumatizing Experience...
Creative factor: The toe-grave looks kinda cute.
Why a bad idea? – You don’t need extra reminders to know your toe isn’t there anymore.
I’m understood this guy just want to cover up a little that nasty scar, but the best way to do it was with something bigger, more colorful and solid. I’m not the tattoo type, but I advocate for these pieces of art to have a deeper appliance.
Why a bad idea? – You don’t need extra reminders to know your toe isn’t there anymore.
I’m understood this guy just want to cover up a little that nasty scar, but the best way to do it was with something bigger, more colorful and solid. I’m not the tattoo type, but I advocate for these pieces of art to have a deeper appliance.
Don’t get me wrong, that little toe-grave looks really nice, it’s a nice touch of creativity and self-esteem. Out of all the aberrations from around here, this one doesn't make me want to stab my eyes.
Ungrateful Dead
Creative factor: Grateful Dead is an amazing band
Why a bad idea? – This ink is a heresy to the band’s memory
Stealie is one of the most common ideas for tattoos among Rock fans. The design is really powerful but also versatile, so tattoo artists don’t have troubles to re-design the logo at the customer’s convenience. But this… this looks like a bottle opener. And what the hell is that smile?
Why a bad idea? – This ink is a heresy to the band’s memory
Stealie is one of the most common ideas for tattoos among Rock fans. The design is really powerful but also versatile, so tattoo artists don’t have troubles to re-design the logo at the customer’s convenience. But this… this looks like a bottle opener. And what the hell is that smile?
Deep down it has certain cuteness, not gonna lie. And maybe if we ask the band members, they’d say they like it… out of pity.
The Worst Analog Stick Ever
Creative factor: A good choice for nostalgic types
Why a bad idea? - That analog stick is completely cursed
Every console connoisseur knows that central analog stick in the Nintendo 64 controller was a profanity from the depths of hell. Developers didn't care about the human anatomy while designing it. But what cursed soul would think it's a good idea to turn your nipple into one of those? It's creative, yes, but that's a blasphemy over another blasphemy.
Why a bad idea? - That analog stick is completely cursed
Every console connoisseur knows that central analog stick in the Nintendo 64 controller was a profanity from the depths of hell. Developers didn't care about the human anatomy while designing it. But what cursed soul would think it's a good idea to turn your nipple into one of those? It's creative, yes, but that's a blasphemy over another blasphemy.
I'll give some extra points for the Zelda's Tri-force logo. This one is a gamer soul. A man with no shame or codes, but a gamer soul after all.
Stink Floyd
Creative factor: It's The Dark Side of the Moon
Why a bad idea? - It's an insult to Pink Floyd's legacy
This tattoo, still fresh -given away by the red bruises around- should serve as fuel for instant regret. The whole ink is composed by straight lines only, but the tattoo man still failed to draw one single decent straight line... That's outrageous, an amateur damage. It's an insult even to Newton.
Why a bad idea? - It's an insult to Pink Floyd's legacy
This tattoo, still fresh -given away by the red bruises around- should serve as fuel for instant regret. The whole ink is composed by straight lines only, but the tattoo man still failed to draw one single decent straight line... That's outrageous, an amateur damage. It's an insult even to Newton.
One more important detail: If you're going to draw a Prisma, you NEED the rainbow colors, that's non-negotiable. You just don't draw black lines and expect the viewers to fill the holes you left.
Snap And Hope The Tattoo Vanishes
Creative factor: The real gauntlet design is breathtaking
Why a bad idea? - It looks like a Maori tribal
This one is the opposite of instant regret, it's delayed regret. Back when Endgame was trending topic, fans would do fooleries in the heat of hype. After three months, when the movie is being slowly forgotten, it doesn't longer look like a good idea (it actually wasn't even back then).
Why a bad idea? - It looks like a Maori tribal
This one is the opposite of instant regret, it's delayed regret. Back when Endgame was trending topic, fans would do fooleries in the heat of hype. After three months, when the movie is being slowly forgotten, it doesn't longer look like a good idea (it actually wasn't even back then).
The regret will grow bigger as this fan sees what Marvel has done with the franchise. A bad idea back then and getting worse and worse as the company releases more shows...
Mom Is A Bit Obtuse
Creative factor: A kind tribute to mommy
Why a bad idea? – Misspelled word (Probably done on purpose)
One of the subjects a tattoo artist must take care of is orthography. I’m actually tired of watching horrible mistakes that lead to inkshaming. The customer can be inexpert, but not the man with the needle. It’s fair to say these guys are paid to tattoo the exact text they’re given sometimes.
Why a bad idea? – Misspelled word (Probably done on purpose)
One of the subjects a tattoo artist must take care of is orthography. I’m actually tired of watching horrible mistakes that lead to inkshaming. The customer can be inexpert, but not the man with the needle. It’s fair to say these guys are paid to tattoo the exact text they’re given sometimes.
The kind of tattoo about my mom that I'd never let my mom see it. There's no going back, you either cover it or abandon you home for ever.
Never Shoeless
Creative factor: Well-accomplished texture and coloring.
Why a bad idea? – We have already stated why tattoos of realistic clothing are a bad idea…
The depth and shadow illusion is a bit troubling to me. Sometimes, too realistic tattoos have a contrary effect. It won’t look like art on your skin, but an actual part of you. The only good new is that the tattoo will eventually fade away, so it won’t look so vivid.
Why a bad idea? – We have already stated why tattoos of realistic clothing are a bad idea…
The depth and shadow illusion is a bit troubling to me. Sometimes, too realistic tattoos have a contrary effect. It won’t look like art on your skin, but an actual part of you. The only good new is that the tattoo will eventually fade away, so it won’t look so vivid.
It’s very funny the fact that the white part of the Converse was the bare skin with no ink above, it’s like the dude hired didn’t have white ink.
Pierced Baby
Creative factor: It’s an ingenious trick, fair enough.
Why a bad idea? – Babies don’t use piercings, for God’s sake…
Let’s not talk about the drawing quality, it’s not top tier, but that’s not the major concern. Whoever is the father of this creature, run away from home as soon as your legs start working. No loving parent would disrespect their offspring that way. That’ll be a family with no authority.
Why a bad idea? – Babies don’t use piercings, for God’s sake…
Let’s not talk about the drawing quality, it’s not top tier, but that’s not the major concern. Whoever is the father of this creature, run away from home as soon as your legs start working. No loving parent would disrespect their offspring that way. That’ll be a family with no authority.
BTW, which part of the body is this? That’s not a belly button. Did this guy really get a piercing on his arm (or leg) just to pull this trick with his tattoo?